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mind your manners.


The man at the table next to us talked about his recent trip to India for at least 20 minutes straight. He was sitting with three other people, but we didn't hear their voices at all.

Instead, we heard:

"I am a citizen of the world."

Over and over again. Very loudly. And accompanying a long lecture about what an ashram is.

When the man finally allowed his dinner companions to speak, the conversation shifted to sex.

"Is it bad that I choose good sex over good relationships?" one of the women said.

No, honey, it’s not bad. We just don’t want to hear about it. Especially during our dinner.

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