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the things I ingest


Recent lessons:

1. Even if you don't remember cutting yourself on anything, it is entirely possible to infect your finger to the point where it is swollen and hot and the doctor is telling scary stories about lancing and pus and emergency rooms.

2. Antibiotics smell like cat pee. And your stomach won't like it if you take too many at one time to try to make up for the pills you forgot to take earlier.

3. Hotel room water tastes like metal.

4. L.A. may be buried in sidewalks, cement and freeways, but you can still have really bad allergies while you're in town.

5. Don't leave your work cell phone in the back of a cab. Especially if you are an obsessive-compulsive perfectionist who doesn't let go of mistakes.

6. Sometimes, the drug cocktail can only do so much.

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