mud-burrowing bivalve mollusk

I forgot to mention I'm going to drop everything and dedicate my life to the noble art of painstakingly creating penis-shaped handmade...

really important life thoughts

Today I got invited to a "baby shower barbecue." And my immediate reaction was: "Are we going to be grilling babies?" Clearly, this...

praise cheeses!

You know how people go on vacation and get all wild and crazy and then come back pregnant? That's pretty much what happened to me,...

fine evening for an ass-kicking

I rode with the local tri club tonight. Although "with" is a strong word. I suspected things were going to be challenging when I...