dumb things lately

After all that bitching about the heat and getting ready for a warm ride yesterday and drinking Osmo PreLoad and obsessively...

heatwave

Temperatures have been in the high 80s. We are all melting. Please send ice cream. (And yes, I realize Seattle has made me...

publicly relating

I realized my last post started with the world's worst photo of me (unless you count this horrible nightshirt one and this...

day 3 of this nonsense

According to the post-surgery care literature, I am supposed to be experiencing "peak swelling" right now. I woke up this morning...

I didn't die

In fact, I feel pretty decent, considering this came out of my mouth: I've named it Monica, to honor the coworker who was...

perhaps I'm overreacting, but

Let's talk about this. Your eyes do not deceive you: That is, indeed, a denture. I picked it up today and laughed while I was...

sheesh

My parents used to tell me not to make nasty faces at things because a "bad wind" might blow and then my face will get stuck forever. Living...

quality family conversations

Just texting with my mom. Her response: "Haven't even checked FB. Will do now." (And in case you are wondering, this is the...

a summary of events

I have a really good excuse for not writing: I was busy keeping my torrid affair with Ryan Gosling secret from the tabloids so Eva...