my return to the pool

I’m happy to say I’m back in the pool and have been swimming pain-free for the past three weeks, which is great. But you know what’s...

what's in a name

A friend sent this to me ... ... and apparently I’m the Talented Glitter Biscuit-Wonder Bush. It’s great and all that my vagina...

you should visit me

Last weekend Annie visited me in Minneapolis for the first time. (Side note: It is really hard to convince people to visit you in...

relationship insights

You are probably looking at this picture and wondering why the hell I am trying to set my coat closet on fire. The answer: Someone...