So I'm anxiously waiting for the part when this is funny.
P.S. I'm currently in Minneapolis, where it is so frigid that the vomit on the sidewalk has frozen. It's after 2 a.m. here, and I'm awake not because I had an exciting night at the bar, but because I had to write a press release and answer e-mails.
P.P.S. The funeral is Thursday.